Tonight driving down dean street in a super hype mode... saw a bunch a guys and was like
"fucking emo's!" and they like death pointed me so I slammed into a park, slammed the door and started pacing towards them yelling "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT!?"
Right about here is where my impulsive behavior suddenly tapped me on the shoulder to tell me I wasn't dreaming.
Fuck. Lol.
But the best thing was... they were actually scared of me, some little faggot in skinny jeans.
Confidence is intimidating.
So ended up strolling up to them had a nice and awkward conversation... there were 7 of them, and only 1 talked, the rest I guessed were plain confused with what just happened.
I was. Walked back to my car, almost felt embarrassed but fuck it.
YOU APPARENTLY ONLY LIVE ONCE!
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Only for the thrill.
Tomorrow I get my HSC results back apparently.
Don't really know how I'm meant to go about retrieving them?
So I was thinking.
I don't want to know what I got.
I actually do not care.
Scene I:
Judd walks into the office and sits down.
Interviewer asks what he got for his year 12 results.
Judd says he never bothered checking.
If the interview was looking for coolness and originality I think I'd win the job.
You stressed out little pieces of nerd shit.
Don't really know how I'm meant to go about retrieving them?
So I was thinking.
I don't want to know what I got.
I actually do not care.
Scene I:
Judd walks into the office and sits down.
Interviewer asks what he got for his year 12 results.
Judd says he never bothered checking.
If the interview was looking for coolness and originality I think I'd win the job.
You stressed out little pieces of nerd shit.
.suomynonA
I always think that you're just one person.
I like to think that you sometimes have arguments with yourself.
Oh and I like how you think I'm a celebrity haha befriend me?
Start a blog... called Anonymous.
You can be an opinionated local gossip reaper, with a whole lot of truth and lies.
Might be bigger than Sir. Shrinkey Dink's blog?
I like to think that you sometimes have arguments with yourself.
Oh and I like how you think I'm a celebrity haha befriend me?
Start a blog... called Anonymous.
You can be an opinionated local gossip reaper, with a whole lot of truth and lies.
Might be bigger than Sir. Shrinkey Dink's blog?
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Racked out of your brain.
LOL today I had a "mini-snack-wrap" from maccas with no chicken and I didn't eat it until we got to the wodonga cotton-on... and I sat alone on a chair outside the store, in an overly large and badly cut singlet and short "challk-board" style board shorts and had my sunnies on too.
Anyway, now you've got a mental image... the cotton-on lady must have been on her break and she was walking back into the store. We've spoken a few times and I went to say Hi and she just looked at me like I had 3 arms and goes:
"Oh gee! are you alright!"
Meanwhile I've got my wrap spread out on my legs trying to decorate it with chips and BBQ sauce.
I laughed and said "oh yeah just trying to make my wrap" or something...
and she comes up to me and is like:
"oh my god what are you on!?
Are you ok? Your racked out of your brains.
Do you want me to call an ambulance?"
Just kept going! I'm in hysterics because I thought it was hilarious and I couldn't even tell if she was serious... she did not believe me when I said I'm ok... she was just like "I've been there before! Why on earth would you come down the street!? AND YOUR STILL IN YOUR PYJAMAS!"
ahhahahahahaha OUCH!
Anyway, she left to call the ambulance, I'd become drugged up on how funny it all was which didn't help... not to mention my mood was rather hyper to begin with.
So I got my wrap all sorted out (weird, doing it at maccas wouldve looked completely normal, however doing it on a rest seat in a plaza looked and felt hobo-like) and I head inside the store.
Alex was being served by her and I rock up and she goes:
"Is he with you!?" Alex nods. "Oh thank god"
She then mutters to other lady working "he's absolutely racked out of his brains!"
I'm pissing my self, Alex is confused as a nugg.
I then tried to tell her to stop judging me!
But I was laughing too hard to convince her I wasn't lovin the drugs.
At 1pm in the arvo...
King Straight Edge the XXX was off his shrub. (I guess seedy facial hair and a long nail does not help either)
What a joke but.
I'm just happy and hyper and like to disembody my wraps on public seats in seemingly odd clothes.
Anyway, now you've got a mental image... the cotton-on lady must have been on her break and she was walking back into the store. We've spoken a few times and I went to say Hi and she just looked at me like I had 3 arms and goes:
"Oh gee! are you alright!"
Meanwhile I've got my wrap spread out on my legs trying to decorate it with chips and BBQ sauce.
I laughed and said "oh yeah just trying to make my wrap" or something...
and she comes up to me and is like:
"oh my god what are you on!?
Are you ok? Your racked out of your brains.
Do you want me to call an ambulance?"
Just kept going! I'm in hysterics because I thought it was hilarious and I couldn't even tell if she was serious... she did not believe me when I said I'm ok... she was just like "I've been there before! Why on earth would you come down the street!? AND YOUR STILL IN YOUR PYJAMAS!"
ahhahahahahaha OUCH!
Anyway, she left to call the ambulance, I'd become drugged up on how funny it all was which didn't help... not to mention my mood was rather hyper to begin with.
So I got my wrap all sorted out (weird, doing it at maccas wouldve looked completely normal, however doing it on a rest seat in a plaza looked and felt hobo-like) and I head inside the store.
Alex was being served by her and I rock up and she goes:
"Is he with you!?" Alex nods. "Oh thank god"
She then mutters to other lady working "he's absolutely racked out of his brains!"
I'm pissing my self, Alex is confused as a nugg.
I then tried to tell her to stop judging me!
But I was laughing too hard to convince her I wasn't lovin the drugs.
At 1pm in the arvo...
King Straight Edge the XXX was off his shrub. (I guess seedy facial hair and a long nail does not help either)
What a joke but.
I'm just happy and hyper and like to disembody my wraps on public seats in seemingly odd clothes.
I wish I was gay.
There's alot lovely males out there that I don't quite understand why they are single.
I mentioned this on myspace before and the response was awesome haha.
Even scored myself a photoshoot :) Pumped.
Got given two movie tickets today from my work.
I'm taking Alex because she's cute.
I can't believe it but the AVATAR short actually looked amazing!
So I'm keen to see it. Fuck your typical 2012, New Moon, P.A.
Avatar will soon be on that list but I imagine.
Child Enchanted?
I mentioned this on myspace before and the response was awesome haha.
Even scored myself a photoshoot :) Pumped.
Got given two movie tickets today from my work.
I'm taking Alex because she's cute.
I can't believe it but the AVATAR short actually looked amazing!
So I'm keen to see it. Fuck your typical 2012, New Moon, P.A.
Avatar will soon be on that list but I imagine.
Child Enchanted?
Monday, December 14, 2009
Skinny Bitch
Megan gave me it to read today, I started reading it and after the first chapter I'm in love.
So expect to hear alot of quotes and facts over the coming weeks.
Let me give me my favorite snippets of chapter 1: Giving up.
You cannot keep eating the same shit and expect to get skinny. Or smoke.
So don't even try some pathetic excuse like, "But if I quit smoking, I'll gain weight." No one wants to hear it.
Cigarettes are for losers. They are so 1989 and totally uncool. Not only do they screw up your whole body chemistry, but they also kill your taste buds. It's no wonder you eat shit and garbage. Smoking's out give it up.
Then goes on to speak about alcohol, soda, diet soda, which freaked me out just a tad and finally caffeine:
"Don't talk to me until I've had my morning coffee." Uhm . . . Pathetic!
Coffee is for pussies. Think about how widely accepted it has become that people need coffee to wake up. You should not need anything to wake up. If you can't wake up without it, it's because you are either addicted to caffeine, sleep deprived, or a generally unhealthy slob.
Then lists a whole page of all the things caffeine causes and is linked/suspected to cause.
I can't wait to get to the section where they apparently diminish meat-eaters and the food industry.
So expect to hear alot of quotes and facts over the coming weeks.
Let me give me my favorite snippets of chapter 1: Giving up.
You cannot keep eating the same shit and expect to get skinny. Or smoke.
So don't even try some pathetic excuse like, "But if I quit smoking, I'll gain weight." No one wants to hear it.
Cigarettes are for losers. They are so 1989 and totally uncool. Not only do they screw up your whole body chemistry, but they also kill your taste buds. It's no wonder you eat shit and garbage. Smoking's out give it up.
Then goes on to speak about alcohol, soda, diet soda, which freaked me out just a tad and finally caffeine:
"Don't talk to me until I've had my morning coffee." Uhm . . . Pathetic!
Coffee is for pussies. Think about how widely accepted it has become that people need coffee to wake up. You should not need anything to wake up. If you can't wake up without it, it's because you are either addicted to caffeine, sleep deprived, or a generally unhealthy slob.
Then lists a whole page of all the things caffeine causes and is linked/suspected to cause.
I can't wait to get to the section where they apparently diminish meat-eaters and the food industry.
Scrape the icing.
Don't expect anything from anyone.
The second you have hope you have the possible (and most likely) outcome of failure.
Everyone will always be for themselves.
Everybody except me I often feel.
But I guess I'm just as guilty as the next.
I wish I belonged to a more advanced race of beings.
I don't care if I sound cocky... but
99.9% of you all are fucking retarded in my eyes.
Sorry to sound like a raging emo.
The second you have hope you have the possible (and most likely) outcome of failure.
Everyone will always be for themselves.
Everybody except me I often feel.
But I guess I'm just as guilty as the next.
I wish I belonged to a more advanced race of beings.
I don't care if I sound cocky... but
99.9% of you all are fucking retarded in my eyes.
Sorry to sound like a raging emo.
Stay Positive.
All I know is that I seem to be stuck and no matter how hard I try, I don’t seem to get anywhere. I'm just spinning my wheels in the mud and all I can feel is pure frustration.
This is the point where a lot of people will just say, “I Quit” and give up.
As Thomas Edison said, “Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up” and “Surprises and reverses can serve as an incentive for great accomplishment.”
The desired outcome.
What you wanted.
Stay Positive.
Think Positive.
Act positive.
Feel Positive.
To bad I'm positive it only works when mutual.
This is the point where a lot of people will just say, “I Quit” and give up.
As Thomas Edison said, “Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up” and “Surprises and reverses can serve as an incentive for great accomplishment.”
The desired outcome.
What you wanted.
Stay Positive.
Think Positive.
Act positive.
Feel Positive.
To bad I'm positive it only works when mutual.
No idea
how fucking outraged and gobsmacked I am.
Frustration rules :|
I tried everything I could.
Someone please slap some sense into that beautiful face.
If its one thing I fucking hate its memories.
A knife in my fucking gut everywhere I look.
If I didn't have reason to hate nicotine before, I certainly do now.
Oh and cheers facebook for keeping me up to date!
Thought perhaps I may have got the chance to actually talk after all this time.
Mind: Shutdown.
Numb me people.
Don't leave me on my own,
seriously can't cope as well as I thought I could.
Frustration rules :|
I tried everything I could.
Someone please slap some sense into that beautiful face.
If its one thing I fucking hate its memories.
A knife in my fucking gut everywhere I look.
If I didn't have reason to hate nicotine before, I certainly do now.
Oh and cheers facebook for keeping me up to date!
Thought perhaps I may have got the chance to actually talk after all this time.
Mind: Shutdown.
Numb me people.
Don't leave me on my own,
seriously can't cope as well as I thought I could.
Warped.
What the fuck is this?
I feared that I was just a name for you to call your own.
What do you do when it all breaks down?
What do you do?
Thanks Hayden.
I feared that I was just a name for you to call your own.
What do you do when it all breaks down?
What do you do?
Thanks Hayden.
Sunday, December 13, 2009
2xStandard.
You sell fish for a living.
Wake up and find yourself a new job that doesn't stink as much.
Wake up and find yourself a new job that doesn't stink as much.
Saturday, December 12, 2009
Bricks
I'm recording with McKenna Records tomorrow the first acoustic song I made.
To help prepare I made another recording of it at home... www.myspace.com/juddlockz
Please give me feedback asap!
Only guitar and vocals... I might add claps/percussion and epic strings in aswell tomo.
To help prepare I made another recording of it at home... www.myspace.com/juddlockz
Please give me feedback asap!
Only guitar and vocals... I might add claps/percussion and epic strings in aswell tomo.
Mirror of Memories.
There's nothing I want more than to be in your bed, staring at you in shock of how perfect everything was.
The very moment before we smiled and kissed, after I'd finally coughed up the courage to ask you to be mine.
If I could control time I would pause on that moment forever.
Where nothing mattered. Everthing was perfect.
Restart and live it all again.
The very moment before we smiled and kissed, after I'd finally coughed up the courage to ask you to be mine.
If I could control time I would pause on that moment forever.
Where nothing mattered. Everthing was perfect.
Restart and live it all again.
Friday, December 11, 2009
The pointless and pathetic hardships.
No longer forward nor behind
I look in hope and fear.
But grateful take the good I find
The best of now and here.
I look in hope and fear.
But grateful take the good I find
The best of now and here.
Thursday, December 10, 2009
Wrong words seem to rhyme.
Felt too cool NOT to wear nerd glasses.
Lol saw my dad in the plaza yesterday and I was wearing them haha.
What a champ, I may even dedicate a blog to tell you more about him haha.
Lol saw my dad in the plaza yesterday and I was wearing them haha.
What a champ, I may even dedicate a blog to tell you more about him haha.
Exchange student.
Last night was amazing, let me tell you why:
Joe: Oh I know who you remind me of!
Judd: Who?
Joe: That guy off Mighty Boosh! Vince!
Judd: *Goes giddy*
Joe: Oh I know who you remind me of!
Judd: Who?
Joe: That guy off Mighty Boosh! Vince!
Judd: *Goes giddy*
Christmas cards :)
Love my best-friends, that compete for my best-friendship, Liam and Katy.
You both rule, made my day.
Oh and thanks for the wizz fizz, candy canes are overrated.
Transparency.
This guy is an incredible artist/originalist.Check out some more of his stuff here:
Liu-Bolinthe
Modern day Where's Waldo.
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
I live by this quote.
''To every action there is always an equal and opposite reaction" -Sir Isaac Newton.
Works on so many levels and aspects of life.
Basically... Everything you do has an effect of somewhat.
So act, do and think wisely.
Physics just got emotional.
Works on so many levels and aspects of life.
Basically... Everything you do has an effect of somewhat.
So act, do and think wisely.
Physics just got emotional.
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