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So today my sister had her Swimming/Diving Carnival for Zone Schools.
I wake up with a text from a girl named Marnie saying:
"hey lol!guess what ? The guys in my year are trying to chat up your sister lol ! Haha"
Also one from Brodyn:
"Hey man its Bro. Im jus at da swimming 2day nd some kids from my skool r chatting up ur sis so I gave them ur number instead of hers lol. Hav fun."


That's when the texts started flooding in.

0438966999: Hey babe. Your looking pretty hot today.  < Smooth stuff, but people are generally creeped out by stalkers.
0488713425: Hey wats up? < Seriously? Oh yeah not much just at the swim carnival you twat! So you are?
0488230595: *Calls* r u the chic from the poo who did the divini? *Calls x 3* < I think I'm in love with this smart young lad! Oh he'll be the best husband! A Lawyer hopefully! Yes, I did a poo in the divini.
0428337214: Hey whats up
0428337214: Oh by the way its peter whyte   < Oh Peter!! For a second there I thought you were just some creepy stalker I didn't know! To think you wasted 25c to tell me your name, as if that was your golden ticket.
0427293482: Hey how u doing
0427293482: Did you win any races 2 day
0427293482: Hey how u doing did win any races 2  day
0427293482: Have u got a bf  
0427293482: I love you, and I want to be with you forever. < Ok so the last one was just me haha but seriously! Guys! Is this how you get the chicks! Fuck me! I always wondered how I got such amazing girls, now I know it's because I'm not a total fuckjob like the rest of the pussy hunters. Oh and for the record YES, she did win all of her races and the diving and YES she has a boyfriend.

As for advice for women... play a little hard to get! I mean... ignore his texts and he'll just keep coming back for more!

It gets better however, the Mastermind himself, Brodyn sends me a text later...
"Haha thanx. Yer I thought ud like that idea. One of my many brilliant idea's lol.
So anyway might I hav ur sis's no. ? Lol" < Haha I've got to hand it to this kid. Last swim meet in wang he got with a 12 year old haha she did look about 19 but!

Hail Satan.

Have you hear of 'The Illuminati'? if so what are your thoughts of them? and if you've got the time YouTube 'Yes we can backwards featuring Obama' but make sure the film clips played in reverse and watch some of the stuff on it backwards SO EFFIN FREAKY.

Yeah that video is freaky, especially when the sound is blaring.
THANK YOU SATAN!
But I have a different theory towards Illuminati...
It seems a bit too far fetched the whole Hail Satan ceremonies and stuff... Personally I believe in a thing called
"The Elite" - They are basically 13 Annunaki amoung us that control the world, to mislead us etc...
One of my favourite websites, Destini... have a forum about such..
and one day A user under the name of Royal blood logged in for and hour and stated he was a member of the elite and this everyones chance to ask him questions...
the amazing thing was he wrote back to each question almost instantly with insane length and accuracy...
He said Obama was an Elite, but bush was a mere puppet... he also said Einstein was an Elite! I was saddened haha
but we also had a spirit talk to us (Sam Wright and I) in huge detail about this topic and he too said obama was an Elite so :s
Also the whole "owl" worshipping stems from Sommerian text/Annunaki and also "Alien Greys" as it represents not only "seeing in dark" but "watching" and theory goes that alien greys are enslaved by Annunaki also to watch us and if you watch "the fourth kind" trailer you'll see the similarities.
I could go on forever and suggest vids to watch but you probs don't wanna hear it haha... go to my thinkers forum but... its got ALOT of stuff there (links on right column of my blog)
Also "attainable minds" website covers everything and anything about anything remotely conspirical or hidden truths, sometimes far fetched imo ;)

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Blunt Justification.

im really curious because i thought you were the religious type (meaning christianity) is that right or did i hear wrong? What is your belief when it comes to religion?

HAhahahahaha! No no no, Im sort of infamous for hating on religions :s but no! Helllll no! 

I'm all science and spirituality and proven history, a mix of quantum physics, string theory and the dimentions, and extra-dimensional beings, aswell as ancient artifacts and the amount of proof they give us as to our creation being genitcally modified by an alien race known as Annunaki, who the people of Sommeria mistook as Gods, there's also many links to where the bibles old testament stories about the fallen angels and Eden etc probably originated from... 

The sommerians were the first human society ever, they made language, time, education and government systems and knew ALOT about astronomy, as if they'd been taught. 

Also my own theories and conclusions through things I've experienced through things such as Oujia boards etc. 

There you go... My blunt justification. Think I'm insane?

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Wtf the similarities growing! this is actually mentally retarded, im also quite the super-atheist also!

Hehe cept I don't percieve myself an athiest as that's to believe there is no chance of God, if you read the God Delusion by Richard Dawkins he explains how there is different levels of athiesm but I hate technicalities... If you're gonna class yourself as something that's not 100% why you agree and believe with then I dont see he point, it's just so people can categorize themselves so it's easy to explain or to put on myspace or something.
The reason why I'm not an athiest, because although I don't at all believe in the deities of pop religions I'm not going to completly rule out the idea of a god... Like I always say... I don't know what God is, but I know what it isn't. I don't think humans should even bother trying to comprehend such a thing as we are incapable so don't dumb the idea down to a man that watches everything you do... that's what Santa does and we all stopped believing that when we were 10 yeas old.
I almost fell for panthiesm but decided there were too many things I didn't totally agree with plus it lacked alot, but the idea that the universe and consciousness is god, because as we only live in a third dimention and there has been 11 proven that is all we can observe it as, energy and electrical impulses and our brain simplifies them into what we believe is our existence. The truth is none of it exists.
Consciousness, energy and time are everything in my opinion.

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Violets are violet not blue!

Last night Jimi and I drove out to Tallangatta for Lukas's 19th, I'll blog about this tomorrow once I get all the photo's back however!
Today I had to get up early, felt like absolute crap, to drive to Holbrook for a swim carnival.
Was pretty fun but, although it caused my Valentines to lack Madison.
Oh and Merryn is a babe.

Plus I have a spongebob drawn on my front, thanks Alex you SLUT haha.

Roses are Red.

Boy does she know how to make my heart crumble!

Bottom Boob :)

So rarely do we see this lower portion of the female boob.
I'm so over cleavage popping out of shirts, I mean side-boob is appreciated but nothing is better than: UNDER-BOOB!
Come on girls! Show us what chaaaa gotttt!

stfu;EARL

Happy Hacking.

Chooseday.

Today was a rather rad day for me :)
Got awoken by Hayden and Sam banging their brains out on my window at 9am.
Attempted a Horsey practise, went down town in search for Sunglasses for Sam, came home and ate some of my Mums amazing Vegan Pizza she's been making lately.
Jack Jones the beautiful lad came over to finish recording vocals on a song him and Hayden made, will finish and post tomorrow if anyone wants to hear it it'll be on www.myspace.com/ditchdemos - Jaxon's song is also on there!
Then Hayden recorded a double track electric guitar song for "New Chelsea" I'll call it.
Then I went to work, wait! It wasn't for work however!
I, Judd Ditchfield, got in and trained for two whole hours tonight, yup :)
Reminded me I'm an absolute skitz with way too much energy.
Does anyone think I might have ADD or something?
I know all my teachers probably presumed so, and alot of other people.
It's just when I'm happy I go nuts? Makes sense I guess.
Then I went around to Jordyn's, well not hers, but the place she was house sitting.
We got freaky in a house so Antiquey :)
I love that girl.
We've decided we're going to make a video amongst an unexpected audience in Dean St or somewhere of us fully singing and acting Moulin Rouge.
It's happened before. We just didn't have a video camera! So get excited guys :p... It's going to be hilarious.

Dear Diary, Mood: Exhausted!

Just recounting my weekend :)
on Friday I went to beechworth to have sleepovers at Gabriels.
Madison and Ellie also joined us which was lovely.
We watched trainspotting and the IT Crowd.
At one stage I lost my shit and spat coke everywhere.
The next day I travelled back to albury to play my new guitar I bought :)
then picked up Jaxon and Alex and went to Wang for Jai's birthday gathering.
I was a moody piece of shit for most the night and I apologise, I came through later but, I have to remember that playing guitar always puts me in a good mood, oh and thanks to Alex too!
I also apologise for missing Ally's 19th :( I'm incredibly dumb and forgot.
Happy birthday for today but Ally :)
Also can I just say I love how the group of friends I have are from everywhere, like all my friends that revolve around the music scene, from albury, wodonga, wagga, beechworth, wangaratta, yarrawonga... It's super cool how we always get together spite the distance.
I stayed at Madisons house that night and had to wake up super early for work in yarrawonga.
Got there at 10am and no one was there, turned out I was lied to, 11:30 start :|
It was so hot. On the way home I saw these two girls on the side of the road hitch hiking and as always I pulled over for them.
They were feral. I had to put up with them all the way back to albury.
I met Zack Furst at QEII where I dropped off the ferals from beechworth.
Zack was lovin the fact how gross they were haha turned out they had sex with Parkway the other night, got kicked out and egged parkways tour van.
Zack confirmed this with the fact that parkway have a thing in which they have to root a gross girl then kick them straight out haha.
Zack bought me noodles :) and then we went over to wodonga and visited Alex at work and she gave us lots of bakers delight goodness. Then i dropped Zack home and went home to bed.
Slept a few hours then woke up only to have another 6 hour phone conversation with the anonymous formspring sensation... Bonzaiboi.
Today work was so hot and humid so I got in and trained and then afterwards went to the movies with my mummy, Edwina and Jimi to see "nowhere boy". A film about John Lennons childhood that's only out for a few days.
Much love whoever read this :)

What goes around.

I know it's the cool thing to hate breakdowns these days, but fuck that.
There's nothing better than a good breakdown.

The Ambient Moments.

Walking pointlessly in search of something as unsure as the future seems all too realistic.

Relying on the selfishness of others is getting me nowhere.

Life always seems to stop me from living.

How the irony makes me cringe.

The pages keep turning and I have no idea as to where the story line is going.

I just keep re-reading what I've just read trying to make sense of it all.

That's when I realized.

Everything and everyone is an obstacle.

I was waiting for them to help me.

I'm never helping myself.

We all try so hard to believe we're immortal,

but the right time is passing.

It just passed. 

Again.

Now!

It passes through the present, it breathes life and gives chances.

Again. Just then. Again.

Still no gain.

Infinite swirls.

I wish you were a book.
So I could read your every thought.
I just want to know everything, or else I'm unsure.
It's hard to be yourself when you're unsure.
I over analyse and then analyse again until I feel as though I'm living in the fifth dimension.
I can see myself and everyone in every possible situation that could be possible at every possible moment.

My lungs struggle without you.

Oxygen. I knew spending the majority of my swimming career underwater trying to do this would one day pay off.

Ctrl + Z

I wrote this song when I was in Cootamundra a while back.
True story, bit embarrassing really.
Anyway, I re-recorded it just yesterday.
Listen to me :)
Here's the super lame lyrics:

The wind picks up and tries to walk me home,

I fold my arms as I start to walk alone,

The rain falls hard but i'm falling harder.

i find myself so lost without her.

 Back home I caught myself refreshing myspace, hoping for a reply.

Staring at the default of your perfect little face, reminds me why...

Im obsessed and so addicted, your smile makes my day.

This game of silence spoke to me and said i have to to get away.

From you. 

For me thats just so hard to do.

Here I am, in a lonely town,

Alone in a hotel room,

Trying to get this song down,

But I really hate the tune.

just try to see things from my perspective.

and i'll try be not so damn protective.

However one day you might have to choose,

but for now i'm not prepared to lose.

All my plans so far have failed,

I even drove to see you but got scared and bailed,

I left ten roses by your door, 

To remind you your worth fighting for.

I'm not gonna throw it all away.

I can't recall what I was even getting at, anyway.

It might help if we wore each others shoes,

and stop the games, because I really don't want to lose... you.

Submarine Shooting.

Last weekend Madison came down and it was so good seeing her!
I'm glad we've overcome all the bullshit from the past 2/3 months.
We had a photoshoot with Wade Lowe the beautiful boy, was so much fun.
I'll post all the photo's once he finishes with them.

Possessions.

My acoustic guitar I bought not that long ago has somehow become warped in the neck, 

12th and 13th fret now love the buzz and it's unfixable...

But I'm sort of excited because now I can purchase myself a fully rad new guitar.

When I buy it soon I'll post some pictures of it's sexiness.

That'll knock me back $1000 or so but.

Also, was at my mum's friend Jack's house the other day as he was fixing something with my car... 

Point being, his yard was filled with old suzuki's and other junk... 

Although not long ago I wanted that honda 2 seater, I changed my mind as I feel I need 4 seats as I'm always driving people, so I was looking at those rad little 4 seater soft top Jeeps, as I want something without as little roof possible...

There was one he said he'd fix/do up and give me for $2000 :)

I'm super keen. Put some fully sick chrome rims on it and shit mate! 

What colour do you reckon I should get it painted but?

Originally I was thinking Glossy Black, but everyone has that, maybe bright sky blue?

He cleaned out all the junk out of it since.

Looks like a complete wreck, yes, but he's confident he can pimp it good.

You know it'll be rad :)

Holidead.

Holidays are over and a majority of my friends are back at school which is quite saddening as my 24/7 party mode has now died, but it's also beneficial because now I can start getting some stuff done.
These holidays were amazing, last school holiday ever for me. Thanks friends for making my holiday :)
Especially Jaxon, who became my brother these holidays.
Now life.
I'm not going to university or anything this year.
I'm just having a year to do what I want to do.
I want to try hard to get somewhere in music this year.
I will also jump on any dramatic art options I see or am given.
I also should start thinking, just incase, of any backup plans with what I want to do in life to make money.
How I hate money.
This life would be heaven if everything was free.
Bring on the Venus Project.

Thankyou

I would like to dedicate this blog to anyone and everyone who has ever read my blog, clicked "like" or "dislike", wrote me a comment, followed me :)
You guys are amazing.
Sorry I've been a bit slack on the old blog posting lately, I guess my mind hasn't been racing as much as usual.
I've been writing alot of blog idea's down in this break however so soon I will try dedicate some time to typing/scanning/drawing them all up :)

To my 103 followers, and the followers that don't "follow" me as such...
I LOVE YOU :)
I would do anything for you.
xxx

Life is like a Carousel...

You have your ups.
You have your downs.
You ride in circles, round and round.
Your friends may leave,
and lose their seat.
But more new people
you may meet.
It can break
and it can wear,
but someone always will repair.
You can leave at anytime.
Or wait to get kicked off.
Or perhaps an accident occurs
and sends you flying off.
Some people you will never see,

different sides of the world.

While others just won't leave your side,

until your ride is hurled.

In good old fashion hierarchy,

The animal sits below our ass.

Giddy up! Giddy up! Giddy up Horsey!

I think I'm gonna pass.

Instead I'll climb on to the pole

enjoy the ride from there.

Life is like a carousel.

Not going anywhere.

So here I watch the world pass by,

I watch for any change.

The man still charges for the ride,

The poor sit back, watch from the side.

The rich walk past filled with pride.

How in hell can I enjoy this ride?

This world is like a carousel.

Outdated, needs to change.

So let's make this world a better ride,

A free and equal ride.

That's filled with fun and happiness.

Is it really out of range?

Bad Day.

When life gives you lemons make lemonade.
So last week today I had a really bad day.
Worst ever really. Nothing went right.
Started off with my 4am goodnight and my 7am alarm.
Then work. Sunburn.
After work I searched everywhere for my keys, thought I'd lost them.
Found them finally in my car. Locked.
Had no shoes and I was on hot midday concrete and was 40 odd degrees.
Found a coathanger, finally broke in.
You guessed it! Car wouldn't start.
Must of left the battery running.
Had to wait for my mum to bring jumper leads.
Thought I'd go get a slushie from Maccas.
Out of order. So I unwillingly get a coke. My kidneys decide to burn to the point where I had to lie down in agony (went to doctors about it, something about glandular fever and coke being shit.)
Finally get home, didn't even get to see Madison while she was in Albury.
Then everyone came over to my house and was like come to the weir!
So along with Stefan, Rhys, Kate, G, Tiarnni, Edwina, Jimi, Tayla I went.
On the drive out I deemed it necessary for me to hang as far as I could out the window, or convince everyone that with a bit of flapping we could fly.
Turns out an undercover cop car was behind us. *_*.
Stefan was loosing his license in two days as it was, and was still paying off another fine...
Add another $250 and three demerit points to that... Good going Judd!
I'm so sorry Stefan :( We agreed we'd share the fine, I paid the majority willingly.
The worst part was I just paid off a speeding ticket for $230 that day.
The mood at the weir was low.
I thought my luck was turning when I found a chair. I ran off with it and turns out of was broken.
I threw it and it cut my hand. So I gave up on life that day. The silver lining we're still unsure of.

Welcome to the present, you will be your host.

Imagine how amazing life would be if everyone lived in the present.

We would see emotions stop controlling life.

No grudges, no judgements from the past.

It's sad how things in the past impacts our present, fills our heads with constant thoughts leading then into the future.

We rarely find ourselves living life without a care in the world of what might happen because of this action.

We worry, we stress, we regret, we plan, we wish, we dream but barely do we live.

Live for each moment, each second.

Live life as it comes.

There is no freedom in being tied down to the past or the future.

The past is over. What's done is done.

The future doesn't exist.

The presence is happening right now.

Be happy you're alive.

Be happy you can change the future rather than wishing you could change the past.

Set an example by which others will follow by.

Lets bring this world back to life.

Let go of your harsh judgements of peoples past and judge them fresh on only the present.

If everyone could all do the same there would be alot more love going around.

Life gives you a fresh start every second, make every one count.
Time doesn't wait for anyone.
Why should you wait for time?
There is no better time than now.
Now go! Be nice, be happy, do something constructive, patch up a lost friendship, tell someone you're sorry, you love them; no point stressing over something you're not going to do anything about.
Oh and remember... Peace and love start with a smile.

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you thought i sent you one of these before because i said your christmas tree looked pretty. silly judd :) but this is me now. hahha

Haha *peeks out window* iiiiiiiii seeee yoouuuu!
Love thy neighbour.

are you and madison back together yet?

No we are not sorry haha

matchmaker has run out of questions

You just need to find inspriation from within.

How many instruments do you play? Were you trained in any of them, or did you just pick them up?

Good question :):)
well in year 8 I bought a 60 dollar acoustic and figured out all the basic riffs of Hayden who had also just started playing but was already a desk of nature on it, I bought an electric soon after and got lessons for about 3 terms but I never really learnt much at lessons compared to what I did on my own so I stopped lessons.
I was obsessed with guitar and in year 9/10 I was at my peak haha but that was the same time my first band *hangs head* in other words came along. I originally played guitar and sang (not that I had ever sang before lol or screamed, but I had practises in the car blasting music like killswitch haha)
then we wanted Ryan in the band as he was such our close friend I let him play guitar and just did vocals.
Pretty much ceased to play guitar after that and concentrated far more on vocals.
Only really started to play guitar again about half a year ago because I had to practise for HSC music, in the end however I didn't end up playing guitar at all haha.
I bought drums in year 10 too and did a term of lessons.
I bought a keyboard towards the end of IOW and figured out some riffs on my own, of my own... Played live too lol.
Started figuring out keys alot more with ChelseaWJ as mark showed me alot. Also recording acoustic songs in the past 6 months I've figured out alot of keys.
Bought a piano about 3 months ago and am slowly getting better. I should have lessons but I cbf'd lol.
Madison bought me a Ukulele about 4 months ago and I pretty much learnt that in a week as it's similar to guitar.
Also borrowed her violin to try teach myself, way too hard haha so I gave up shamefully... I struggle with no frets.
Bass is easy as hell and I play electric guitar again now for HEX.
So yeah.
In year 7 I failed music. I didn't think I had one musical cell in my body. Fucking recorder. I got lowest in my class for that prac test. My teacher was very surprised to see me so keen on guitar a year later.

Ask me anything.

D4NC3 W/ M3 GURL!

NEW SONG :)

The one Woody and I started writing about 2 months ago, I finally thought I'd finish it.

It's kind of like an acoustic dance song... May well add beats and Keyboard to it later, but for now it's just acoustic love.

CHECK THIS SHIT NIGGGAAAA :)

This saturday nights gonna go down like Dooo Dah doo dah doo do doooo

Me and all my friends are gonna hit the town and party like 2012.

Come hang with us, we can dance in to the night.

Come hang with us, You'll find me under the spotlight.

Maybe you'll find me there.

Dance with me Girl, dance with me girl.

Cuz your so damn hot.

Dance with me Girl, dance with me girl.

Lets just move our feet to the beat and see where this could go. oh oh oh.

We'll sit back and we'll let the music take control of our minds.

Girl you blow my mind.

A girl like you is so hard to find.

Girl you blow my mind!

Dance with me Girl, dance with me girl.

Cuz your so damn hot.

Dance with me Girl, dance with me girl.

Lets just move our feet to the beat and see where this could go. oh oh oh.

You and I will spend the rest of our night having the best time of our lives.