If you read this:

and die before me... promise me you will come to me in my dreams and tell me about the afterlife.
While you're in my dreams, feel free to help me fly.
Flying dreams are the best.
I'll do the same.
Yours sincerely.

100th

This blog is dedicated not just to my friends but to everyone who's ever opened up my blog and read more than a couple of words. You keep me going and make me feel loved.
I can't do everyone I'm sorry!
Try guess which ones you.

1. This one is obvious, she means the world and more to me. Yours is short because otherwise I'd go on forever, plus you've heard it all before... If I'm not playing music in my head then I'm playing flashbacks of times together which mean so much to me. You mean so much to me. I love you with all my heart. You are my dream girl from perfect world. I am so lucky to have you. Cuddlebuds for life.

2. You always make me smile, seriously impossible to be unhappy around you... You are the nicest person on the planet and I hope you're forever in my life. You've been in my life since kinder, but we've never been so close, I'd say more, but you'll hear it in the song I wrote you when I record it. I love you.

3. Next up we have someone who I used to love dearly, and I still do, just not in the same way of course. We have been best friends since we started dating basically. Although towards the end was rough for both of us, we came out friends against huge odds. We know each other so well and I love how I can tell you and you tell me absolutely anything and everything. I hate but love fighting with you, but I'm gonna try stop altogether. You've moved on and so have I and I love what we have now, I think it's something we will have forever... just stop yelling so much. I love you. Not to mention you're seriously hilarious and if I had to choose someone to be my family it'd be you (not inbred way!).

4. This kid is incredible. He can do anything he sets his mind too, and do it better than you. Its a trait I really admire. He is always there when I need him, or when I don't. It's great. I can't believe we waited like 10 years to be friends when we've known each other all our lives. I hope we're always close by, or I'm in a band with you etc, I'd hate to think of having another guitarist. You seriously deserve the most amazing girlfriend and hopefully she comes soon! Girls! Line up! I fucking love you man.

5. You are the funniest person in the world. We've done so much for each other, I'll always be there to help you just like you are for me. Again, don't know why it took us 10 years to be friends, but you and I have always been close to best friends since the day of "Phlat-ball' up until now and further.
We've had some rough stages but its all in the past to be laughed at. You inspire me to grow a mustache every morning, thats how much I love you.

6. You are such a rad person. When I think back to when we went to school in year 8 I never would've guessed we could be such great friends. Too bad you left school! We were just getting intimate. But you're in my band now hehe and you always will be. Nah I hope so. I owe you $24 dollars and I'm so glad you don't charge interest. You're the nicest guy and I have some of the best memories doing stupid stuff with you. I'll never forget eastern view lookout night haha. I love you forever dude.

7. Next up is the man who was my brother for a good year. I fucking miss you dude, quit work and come live the life again! If this kid was a girl his vagina would be gaping. The kid who wanked and blew in mr bartons office! hahahaha i just started physically pissing myself. So many magic bullet ad's watched together whilst drinking our own magic bullet milkshakes. Family guy will always remind me of you and I. Man I wish you'd never left school, I had the best motherfucking time with you ever. So many personal jokes. Like millions, people thought we talked a foreign english, we were synced. So many times being chased. So many good memories. Harrietville stone rollers. Muha. It's funny because you hated me at first and we are very different people, but we've never once looked at our differences. Fucking never forget you. x

8. Never meant someone so weird. I love it. I've become so close to you in recent times and I really love spending time with you, you're a constant crack-up, but you have a beautiful depth about you and I love that. Not to mention you are Queen of the Spirits.

8/9/10/11. You four come in four most of the time so to save time and space I knew you would understand (except 8 was a special request). You are the nicest, most beautiful people I've ever been lucky enough to get to know and spend time with... if you ever want to be the "jivesome fivesome" I demand being mr. fifth! I love you all so much, a little too much I often have to tone it down. I brag about our friendship! I seriously do. Your group is so tight and I love it, so glad year 12 bought us together but I wish I had of realised no-one else at school was half as great as you in year 7. I have so many different levels of friendship with you lovely people, pure comedy, serious, deep the list goes on. I love you all and hope you love me too!

12. One last friend. I miss you everyday. You were my best friend and my worst influence. The best of times were had with you, I never thought they'd pack up and leave. I love you and thankyou so much for every you made me laugh, or run from someone, or pranked me. It's my dream to see you again, but it's my nightmare to think things might have changed, us as people, and we wont be so connected living on opposites sides of the world. Why did you have to go? :( Pom misses you too.

To everyone who I've recently became good friends with... My hxc friends from wang/yarra/beechworth/wodonga/albury etc I fucking love you all.
To my school friends... I fucking love you all.
To my web friends... lets meet!
Thankyou all for making a lasting impression in my life and making me a part of who I am today.

Actually... two more.

13. Couldn't have been given a better friend in the world to keep my company growing up. I loved you before I could even see you, and when I finally did I fussed over you.
The memories we have together are priceless, so many of them. Although we're not as close as what we were when we were younger, we're still always there for each other and have never not got along great.
Thanks for all the massages I constantly demand... you getting better too! haha I love you.

14. We're not the type of family who would say it, well I'm just too scared to for some stupid reason I'm only going to regret, but I love you more than anything. I always have and I always will. Thank you for doing everything for me, you've given me everything I could ever want and need, I can't even write this because I'm just in tears. You've given up your world for me and I hope I can one day repay you. I love you. I love you. I love you. :''""( I never want to lose you. You are my inspiration to life, you give it your all and you are actually hands down without a doubt the kindest person in the world. But stop giving your life to others and give a little to yourself. You deserve so much. Your outlook on everything is always so perfect. I love you and I could never thank you enough.

Dad's tasteless load

...OF BULLSHIT FOR A SPEECH!
Haha I hope my dad comes and makes my wedding this funny.

Yeh ok, this ad is wrong.
But so is what is happening.
I just feel sorry for any victim watching TV with their dad.
That'd be even more awkward than that time erection problem ad's played in my grandparents car.

This spider, is my father.

I faced my fear just then and upheld my vegetarian morals. (I'm a major pussy whimped bitch I know.)
Luckily i decided to stay up and watch TV for just that bit longer or I might've missed it.
Walked into my room and it shot across towards my bed. Note my beds on the ground so the thought of having spiders easily walking up onto my bed is sort of scary now I think of it.
Thought it was a mouse at first and froze.
Then realised and went got insect spray I sprayed some quickly from the direction of my bed as i didn't want it running under my bed, and saw that just the tiny bit of spray that might've hit must of been painful because it ran away from me so i stopped in my tracks. Thought of a new plan. Told spidey to stay while i went got a glad-box, came back and the poor thing was scared shitless of me. I felt sorry for it.
So after alot of time wasted preparing myself mentally I finally tried to trap him in my box (no pun).
He was so scared of me by now, miserably trying to run up the wall, then scurried out my door where I almost threw the box on him and trapped him.
Then got the lid tried to sneak it under, poor thing was having a heart attack.
Picking up the box however, I nearly had a heart attack. It went near my fingers, as though I was touching him, nearly dropped the blasted thing, oh and then Ruby scared the crap out of me because I was in scared mode, point is opened up the lid and just threw both as far as i could hoping to hell he didn't web strand me. I sort of wish I had of kept him as a pet, but his cage AINT MA CRIB!

(He's alot bigger in real life, crap photo)

Forget the world, it forgot about you.

Zero health and one life. No weapons. Im at a level in this game, where a second player is missed.
Bang. Bang. Shot me dead.
This is no game.

Abbreviations 3000.

Our language is headed for extreme improvement in the time it takes to communicate.
2, 3, 4 and sometimes even 5 words crammed in one (usually 3) letter word.
Whether it looks foul or improper is up to you.
Here is an example.

-Omg ily lol. bij cbf gtg dts wbu?
-nb wmi brb
-btw soz gtgt hsc bbq 2mo @ qe2 w/ppl
-dfw 'bff'. cya.
- fyi ihy hxc 2ez.
- wtf

Translated into proper english.
-Oh my god I love you lol. But I just can't be fucked, got to go down the street. What about you?
- Not bad, wouldn't mind it, brb!
-By the way sorry I got to go to Higher school certificate barbeque tomorrow at QE2 with people.
- Don't fucking worry then... "best friend forever". See you later.
- For your information I hate you hardcore too easy.

Man one sms will be shortened from 160 Characters to 50.

Haha ignore my stupid teenage girl text conversation.
The best abbreviations are the ones you can pronounce, lol, ily. I was about to say "etc" but that might confuse you.

Fuck off Judd. Who the fuck writes a blog as shit as this?

Lose that muffin top in just 3 days!

(Edits made 7th Nov)
So I feel like shit.
I get fevers, then goosebumps.
Headaches, neck aches, and I'm dizzy.
My throat hurts, mouth tastes bad even after cleaning teeth and mouth wash.
Lip is swollen and eating my lip bar, not to mention dry as a desert.
When I stand up I feel like I'm gonna throw up.
Glands are the size of apples. (Glandular fever )
Nose is blocked and dry. (Turns out to be some nasty nasal infection)
I think I've actually lost like 5 Kg's. (spot on! Refer to pic)
You know what I've eaten in the past 60 hours? (Now 92 hours and I've barely doubled that, not that I'm digesting it well.)
3 Cyclone icy poles.
1 banana paddle pop.
1/2 a piece of spaghetti on toast.
1 Milo milkshake.
I'm not lying one bit. Tra will back me up haha.
But no wonder i've got no energy.
Oh and the red spots all over my hands still hasn't been diagnosed.
Damn I wish I hadn't of had those late nights :(
Ok. I'm sorry to put you guys through all that.
Bitch about life session closed.

Dismantlepiece

http://www.myspace.com/chelseawontjump

Uploaded new demo we recorded today at band prac.
Yet to figure out clean vocals.
Mic was a piece of shit for vocals.

Next to Nothing.

So I've been thinking alot as to what I want to call my Solo-music "band".
I've got next to nothing.
Like I could use my plain old name, which ain't so plain but it just don't feel right.
Judd Ditchfield. Judd Ditch. JuddLOCKS haha.
But yeh I wanted to think of something that had that shine to it.
That was me and my music.
The only remote idea I've had is: 'Sky Low'.
For multiple reasons that I don't care to explain right now.
But after I get a list I'll make another poll.
Speaking of which... Thanks for all the cool cats who voted Judd being the coolest hahaha.

De Ja Vu... De Ja Vu...

I find myself lifelessly staring at my blog, feeling dead and sorry for myself.
I even changed the background black for that hour.
Did I just rewind my life?
Would be nice.
Except I could skip doing exams all over, and a couple of other things.
Even uncomfortably indulged in an hour bath,
Hot water slowly trickling.
I need a bigger bath, i just want to allow water pick up my body and punch gravity in the face.
I didn't have enough energy to get out after i unplugged the tap...
So i just sat there in an empty bath, feeling the effects of gravity take place as my body got heavier and heavier.
You think it's insane to be focusing on one vocal chord and increasing the pitch for as long as your lungs can keep up?
Just waiting for that foam ball that turns to wood by the time it pounds on the inside of my head.

My Chastity belt killed the urge to touch myself.

Burning, swollen, inflamed, infected.
My health has seen better days.
My skin however looks flawless.
Life is a bitch.

Imperfect world.

The concept of Karma is such an irrational excuse of reasoning life's mistreatment.
Good things happen to Bad people.
Bad things happen to Good people.
There is no great force maintaining perfect equilibrium.
Not while we're living anyway.
We were given choice however. Choose wisely.
The past will catch up with you.
Someone might have life better than you,
but I can assure you there's lots of people in much worse situations.
Look on the bright side.

Deathwish

There is no such thing.

Shoot hoops, not troops.

Or Animals for that matter!
Hehe... anyway, it 4:34am again.
I just got back from playing with Sam/Mady/Ely.
Was rather cute and fun. But exhausting.
The moon and the clouds were amazing.
I talked fantasy with Ely. I enjoyed her companionship.
Also wrote my name on the road near Finko/Caltex heading towards JC KING.
Rest of the photo's I'll upload to myspace tomorrow :)

Unleashing my chains.

It's slowly sinking in.
School is over.
I can sleep in. Do whatever I want all day.
Find myself.

Look who's riding a hover-board now!

People always tell me, and others... "don't reinvent the wheel".
I really hate this figure of speech.
It's basically: Don't think outside the square. Or the circle in this case.
Cavemen invented the wheel. Ingenious.
What's so great about the wheel anyway?
The purpose of this quote is you'll more than likely fail.
Progression of evolution is two steps forward one step back.
You'll never know until you've tried.
Cherish failures, don't avoid them. You'll never succeed unless you try.

Timely task

Changed my blogger layout.
4 hours worth of code editing.
Man I'm a perfectionist. Sad thing is i couldn't get it perfect.
It's a bit too crowded with colours at the moment,
probs could change the background image,
But it's 4:25am and I say fuck you.
Im going to bed.
Leave feedback as to my layout and what the background could be.
I love you.

Sponsored by V energy.

Had alot of radical people over at my house and we did a Ouija. It was exciting as always.
Ceri proved she is spirtitus-mundi.
Afterwards I said goodbye to all and dropped the foursome home.
Then came back to get Wadison and on our way to Wang (at 5am) we had to drop Ally and Ashlea home from dts.
I stayed at Madi's but missed my "get up and go to work!" alarm and slept in an hour.
Sped home and got to the swim meet by 10-30, but it didn't matter I was late.
Got home and went out in the sun to play Ukulele. Fell asleep and drooled everywhere.
Then went to my bed and had a good four hour.
Photo taken by Tra or Edwina. lol.

Warming Weather.

Finished Bio exam and made a huge fool of myself by doing all 7 questions/topics when I was only meant to do the 1, the 1 we had studied! whoops.

Then went to wangledangle to see Madison do some sweepin' at work... hey sweeeepy!

We talked alot. Next day came back to Albury because I had work.
Afterwards we went home but it was too warm and lovely to be at home so we went for a cool drive.
Tried seeing Ally and Ashlea at Star but they dogged it so went to Hungry Jacks and found Sam Wright/Mitchell, Lucas and Willmz. Madison then drove my car to the car wash, which was funny as hell, because she don't even have her L's.
She then washed my car to the absolute!
And then we vacuumed it and cleaned the insides and spayed it full of Strawberry vapour stuff.
Went home to eat our noodles, and they put chicken in mine!
I was so devastated. Went back out to see Jordan at Coles, and saw Mr. Tomithy MqCueen as well lol.
Then went chilled out like children with Ely Smathwack and Mady Dormz. While we enjoyed the night heat, we blew bubbles, threw balls and Madison pimped out my car!
We then went and got slushies and re-saw Zil, Jordyn, Gaby and Jack.
Jack's lego-mobile also got pimped.
"Go the racing stripes!" (Drunk man down Dean st) Yep, Happy Halloween.
Pics posted on mine and Madisons myspace.

You need a Shrink, Not a Blog.

I believe everyone should follow this individual dedicating there time and effort to point out the stupidity in people's blogs. It's a bit funny :) But they don't have enough followers.
Follow them. But be careful what you post about and the grammar you use!
youneedashrinknotablog.blogspot
Oh, and its entertainment! A light joke, take it easy and embrace it, they're not THAT harsh!

Shifty ain't got shift!

ON THE DRAGON!

Fluffballs.

I love how a family of three cats can have such similar genes, but such different personalities.
These are those purple skies I dream for, and my cat Scarlett.

Flash was a bit too close to the kitty, but if she didn't soak in the light the sky looked crap.
I definately don't mind this new camera.

You loser.

After this, i figured out I could study if I go outside and soak in some rays.
But then Scarlett (kitty) and Pom (doggy) kept being too cute and wanting my attention.
So im back inside quickly only to get a drink/chocolate.
But the computer caught my eye. Damn.
Oh and I plan on cutting my hair/dying it again. asap.
Its just pissing me off lately. Plus I stupidly washed it this morning.

Awaken to Fantasy.

Dreaming is an art overlooked.

Honestly if we learnt to become better dreamers, to control every image, every emotion and urge exactly how we fantasize, then mark my words... Life would become a matrix.

Have you ever had a really good dream? So good you get furious when someone wakes you up?

But people will read this and say... why would you want to sleep all your life?

Well to you I say, why do you want to live in a world with limitations and restrictions all your life?

In my dreams I can kick off the ground and fly, it feels as real as I could ever imagine.

In life I get really hurt because of gravity.

My dreams have unlimited potential, and here I am avoiding going to sleep!

I really want to try hard to visualize exactly what perfect might be, this perfect fantasy will only ever have a chance of occurring in my dreams.
I want you to really involve yourself in this, let your imagination run wild:

In fantasy-land, the landscape around me is always brightly intense. Breath-taking.

More than picture perfect, I stand within the frame, perfect light and shadowing.

The skies are on fire at sunset, tones of pink, orange and purple.

The clouds whisper like fairy floss, as they fly past like waves.

The grass is ultra green, just perfect, scruffy and soft.

I can control the breeze, my temperature, my surroundings and gravity.

I am lighter than the air itself.

My surroundings twirl around me, hypnotizing me as they change from grassy fields, to bright blue beaches with purple tinted mountains in the distance.

Not a care in the world here. I am at peace in a world of harmony. Perfection.

I soar through the long grassy fields with superb, sharp surroundings, I start to become one with everything around me. 

I can control everything. 

The tree's race through the seasons, like pages turning in the wind.

Spring to Summer, Autumn to Winter.

The birds creating melody amoungst  the calm, yet intense, cinematic music.

The colours are enriched with a glow from within them. 

The flowers float through the breeze and I jump in slow motion, controlling every part of my body with incredible balance, towards the bright red rose.

When I catch it everything around me becomes a blur.

Im weightless, underwater. Slowly sinking. Everything becomes clear as crystals when I realise where I am. There is no need for oxygen. Every muscle in my body is completely relaxed, except the two fingers gripping on to the rose. I let it go and gradually the thick water I'm sinking through becomes thinner, like i'm being pulled out the other end. Then all of a sudden I come out the end of this warped tunneling sensation and im falling through the sky.

I can see every bit of heavenly scenery below, clear as an Hawk.

The hard ground is racing towards me. The adrenaline has my blood pumping.

Im excited. I'm scared. Then my image of the grass below me starts warping into a white snowy field.

The snow is floating down beside me.

I fall through what feels like a kilometre of white bean bag balls and slowly come to a stop.

The miles of small balls on top of me are weightless, but I can feel their presence tickling every inch of my skin.

Im lying still, in the very depth of relaxation. A world of white. A blank canvas.

Swirls of colours start splashing in front of me.

I watch my imagination slowly begin to paint perfection.

Bright blue eyes, big red lips.

She holds my hand and its warm. 
Suddenly extravagant scenery starts creeping out from below us.

Traveling outwards and upwards, inch by inch, brushing over every little detail.

I fill my lungs with air. I can smell the green grass and bright flowers.
I can see the clouds racing past in the reflection of her eyes.
We both get up from the soft grass and walk off holding hands.
The urge, the need for her with me, is so strong.
She laughs and playfully pushes me back into the grass, which sends me dropping through clouds again.
I can see her smile tearing after me through the clouds.
I slow myself down and catch her.
We fall through heaven together.

Everything is perfect.

I am in control.

Well there's a chapter of my fantasy land.
Emotions are so much more intense in dreams.

The earth has such beautiful influences, but i wish to learn to feel and Imagine things beyond what I've ever seen and experienced. I want to be free.

I am a dreamer.
Im going to shut my eyes and awaken my soul.
Goodnight. Sleep tight.

Loving hand.