Monday, December 13, 2010

The Ultimate Bonger.

I'm over worrying about people's judgements on me smoking weed.
It's actually the best fucking thing on the planet.
So fun. So funny.
Last time I was high, I was the highest.
You could almost say I'm a level 3 now.
Ok so here's the game I conjured...
(With the help of Ash)

The Ultimate Bonger:
You have a pile of medals on the table.
Everyone's allowed to give, receive and deduct medals.
Eg...
Someone punches a level neville- gain a medal.
Someone pulls a Jimi-Fischer- lose a medal.
Someone fakes a cone- lose a medal.
Someone asks for a joint instead- lose a medal.
Someone says/does something fucking hilarious- gain a medal.
Someone says something fucking awful- lose a medal.
Someone is caught out trying to start a moment- lose a medal.
Someone gives out a medal too easily- lose a medal.
Someone brings back a meal from the kitchen- gain a medal.
Someones wiggin' out too much- lose a medal.
Someones trying too hard to get medals- lose a medal.

The next morning hopefully you'll wake up with the most amount of medals around your neck and you can safely know that you are the Ultimate Bonger-
The person everyone wants to have around every sesh.
The funniest kent out.

2 comments:

Edwina Ditchfield said...

Hahah oh this is the best

Ash said...

DUDE!
IF SOMEONE FAKES A CONE THEY GO HOME!

THIS BLOG REIGNS SUPREME!