If you're a battery you're either working or you're dead... Shit life.

I was just introduced to my new favourite comedian.
Dean Edwards. He had me in stitches, but I couldn't find any of his new stuff on youtube, or much of his stuff at all. But on Comics Unleashed he went off. Here's a video of an older episode where he appeared:



Ok, I lied... Demetri Martin is still my favourite comedian:



Do you think someone could ever go commit suicide after watching this video?
No it's impossible. I heard comedy kills cancer too.
I wish I had a girlfriend who was a comedian they'd always see the funny aspect of things.
But instead I'm with a girl who THINKS she's a comedian... Stop hanging up me for the 500th time!!! 
It's only funny for you.