Thursday, October 22, 2009

Why Santa kicks God's ass.

When I was in year two i remember having a discussion with Brendan, Megan and Ainslie; about if we believed in God or Santa.
I remember us all agreeing that "yep, Santa is real, God isn't".
Haha, my reasoning being my mum worked night duty and one time i snuck out before she got home and there were presents, I'm still curious to how she did that.
Anyway here goes!

Why Santa kicks God's ass:

1. The only punishment Santa delivers is a withholding of presents. Or coal... useful stuff, coal.
2. If you're not good enough, Santa gives you another chance next year.
3. Santa doesn't care if you believe in him, only if you're good or bad.
4. He rides a mother-fucking Sled!


maddi b said...

well judd, you know im with you on the god thing. but your blog is a big contradicting seeing as im sure theres thousands of people claiming they've seen god/jesus. but you dont take that in as proof. do ya?

juddLOCKS said...

better? haha

Megan Yonson said...

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha i honestly remember that! oh god! no joke! ha ha ha it seems soo loserish now!

ash said...

4. He rides a mother-fucking Sled!