Friday, January 8, 2010

Slappppin' daaa BASS!

Ok, so I just finished with the rap song from the other night.

Please DO NOT listen to it unless you've got your sound system bangin'.
No crappy laptop speakers please.
Yes it is a joke, a serious one.

Jeremy- Phat Beats/Synth/Chants
Judd- Vocals/Guitar
Jaxon- Vocals
Mark- Chants.

We're thinking we might make it an intro to ChelseaWontJump's set haha.


(This song is a joke about Roi/dean st/UNIT... 
Yes we're baggin ourselves out too, emo's/metro's/gangstars/hardcore's/jocks - we're all losers... we just chose to pick on Unit haha)

Walk into the club off my tits motherfucker.
See me shootin pinga's left and right motherfucker.
Damn that bitches ass is lookin' tight motherfucker.
What you lookin' at cunt?
You wanna fight motherfucker?!

Pull up to the curb in my green commodore
I got flames down the side, and neons on the floor.
Got my 20 inch rims, from bob jane t mart.
Slowing right down for every goddamn speed bump.
Tribal tats down my arm motherfucker.
Got the southern cross tattooed on my back motherfucker.
With my bleached platted ratty and my knife motherfucker.


Talk shit and you're gonna get hit. (x2) (< I hate that motto so much haha)

Look at them fags in their sisters jeans! 
You got a problem with the hardcore scene?
We're talking shit in the pit, probably gonna get hit.
But at least we're not wearing fucking UNIT.
Bashing your brains out on twenty fucking bickies.
Fuck you look sick shufflin' on floors so sticky
as the cum dripping from your misses belly (lengthed) dress.
You live for deanies, getting crunk and smoking cigarettes.
Fuck you're tough ganging up on kids so small.
gonna get you brothers mate to fucking kill us all?
Well I'll tell you something mate, I'll give it to you straight.
You're no gangster, you're just a complete fucking wanker.

Talk shit and you're gonna get hit. (x2)

Farkin Carnt.


Anonymous said...

the first guy's voice sound good as haha
the second one... not so much. too....pre teens/still breaking ha.
hopefully you were the first/intro one :)
cool beatz y'all.

juddLOCKS said...

HAHA thanks man... thats my voice... high pitched as a motherfucker.

I'm no rapper alright!

But it was just mucking around haha
Jaxon wasn't there to rap any of the rest.

Testicle pops rule but ;)


Anonymous said...

they sure doAAAo.

juddLOCKS said...


The Doctor said...

I chose to read this one. I love how you think hardcore is a label and not just a music type. Haha, bad.

So bad.

juddLOCKS said...

Dude! It's a fucking joke!

But if you say "hardcore kids"
you immediately think skinny jeans/macbeths/vans/band shirt.

Am I not right?

It's a generalization.

Anonymous said...

this made my night, ahah.
i love it! :D

The Doctor said...

No I do not. I know you think yourself as a 'hardcore', you label yourself and your friends.

The "hardcore scene" used to be a good thing, now it's filled with little bad teenies and bad music labeled as hardcore but is far from it.

juddLOCKS said...

You think I don't know that?
We were bagging out ourselves and how they judge us.

In my opinion, it's because "emo" (as a generalization of labelling people) realised how lame they actually were... so they "upgraded". now they're all labelled "hardcore".

Went from hating themselves to hating the world.
Actually the best hardcore is when they love the world.

I don't label myself as "hardcore"...
I seriously don't fit into that anyway,
I use it to label my friends because thats what they all love.

I personally am not a huge fan of straight up hardcore, because I like bands that show more talent... thats not to say I don't love a heap of hardcore music and bands... but I rather acoustic, really heavy stuff, or melodic screamo type stuff.

I hate having to explain myself, if you actually knew me you would understand.

When it comes down to it... it was a joke.
Sometimes I just write with whatever rhymes.
jean. scene. pit. unit.

My god you're critical bitch.
It was just a bit of fun.

juddLOCKS said...

You remind me of those bad youtube video commenters that think they are top shit and could do way better, but instead they spend their life bitching, whining and critiquing with their s1cK az sp3ll!ng.
I don't get why I'm trying to prove myself to you... you're a genuine cockhead.

Megan Yonson said...

omggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg omgomgomg judd this is sooo funny haha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha oh god this is great,

JessiiCAR said...

fucking love it haha

The Doctor said...

So, you are trying to prove yourself to me?

Told you I was someone better than you.

Anonymous said...

judd, this is greeat,

I had to read it cos i was babysitting, buhht when i gets home i'll listen to it, it sounds great... (: (too read)

kayt :) said...

Judd that was so awesome!!! :) seriously love it, especially bob jane t mart!!! :) :) :)

juddLOCKS said...

Thankyou Kayt, you rule!

Anonymous said...

Freakin loveeee it!! It's great.

Anonymous said...

Holy crap, I love it! It sounds so good man. I would totally buy that shit if you made a CD.