Tuesday, December 22, 2009

420 limit can eat me alive.

How can you go to bed dead? Eat me alive. Of course its possible you american idiot. AWWWWWW SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT! dangeliciously vicious. FUCK TIME. no not sex time, fuck time... its shit. I just wannnnnna live (like good charlotte the spider). I believe in Holden Caulfield. stimpy, gimpy stampy, grampy. This is bowelllllllshitttttt. THIS IS BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLSHET. Will someone get this moth off my screen? Anyone? Noah? Richard Nixon? Nikon the Camera? I have a friend named jason and he wishes his dick was behind his ass so he could penetrate himself. I'M WALKING ON SUNSHINE! WOOOOOOOAAAHHHH--AAHHHH--OHHH! He's nothing but a wife beater. That was no dance accident. Only Hitler himself could pull off a moustache like that. Pimp my room? Fuck my ride. Ride me. Fuck me. Lets fuck on a bike. Isshefilthy? OHHHH SHEEE FALTHY! I hate tanned girls. Shit-smeared back window. Love a pierced clit. Ummm I'll get that in gangsta size please... Yes 100XL. What the fuck does emancipate mean? I would love to use it in a sentence. You wanna say that again? SQUEEEEEJY. Christmas is all about the economy these days. What ever happened to Jesus? Oh yeah... he dead. Do kids ever wonder how old Santa is? Nothing lasts forever. What goes up... must come dowwwwwwwwwwn. Fuck that spikey haired poser emo cunt on pimp my ride/ like dude... you look like a porky pine that just got dumped by your girlfriend, and as for the tattoo's/// well. you used to be about the music. Now you're all about the band. Midget Ghandi ATTTACK!!!!! Fuck the tribal shit. Pimp my asshole you fatherfucker. OOOHH HELLLL NOOO! You're not cool unless you're wearing flares. I've always wanted to get raped by a gang of girls. Too bad there's no gangs around this part of town. This part of town. IM NOT REALLY A MAN. I'm a horse. I'm a broom. How is that even possible? Dyke power. UNITE! If only I had a vagina. Then what would the kids that picked on me in pre-school say? Aint so tough now aint you mamma...? The owls are coming. Dripping. Why the fuck would you want a pair of binoculars? Revolutionary. Let me see where you bleed from. Piss and Poo, is the the look of your car. BITCH. this aint pimped it PUNKD! 3:50. GET EM OUT GET EM ANGRY! I like to touch you. I really want to touch you. I don't enjoy white sheets. Crunchy beds scare me. Make me touch you, or else ima tooch you. That is a fine ass. He'd fuck her even if she did have a pet snake named Sally. Fuck emotion, limits. Fuck Supre. Off your chest. Mummy why are you so fat? Gel is so lame mate... unless we're rolling in it baby. ROLL ON ME BABY! 0n M3 BaBeeh. I'll have one original orange juice and a large quim juice explosion. EXPOLLLLLOOOOOOSSSSIOOOONNN BABY! Explode. Implode. Corrode. Shutdown. System is slowing. Eyes are fading. Starlight. Starbright. Its no full moon. So Goodnight.

6 comments:

juddLOCKS said...

Ditch yo crAAAAAAZY!

Alex said...

get em out get em angry is my favorite.

Dreamer said...

im so glad you finally got stoned

maddi b said...

you wanna say that again?

symown said...

"Ummm I'll get that in gangsta size please... Yes 100XL."

lorien said...

I have no idea what you're on, but the first bit reminds me of the bit in Scary MOvie where the black guys are talking and being all like "how the hell do you wake up dead?""cos ur alive when u goto bed""so ur telling me u can go to bed dead, and wake up alive?!" hahahaa